Yesterday I went to the mall to see if I could find a Harry Potter DVD. I had not been to the mall on the weekend for quite some time. It was a strange sight to see there were people walking around in a daze. It was like the mall air had put them into a stupor. As I passed the sleepwalkers and free range seven year olds I noticed two moms slowly pushing strollers they stop in the middle of the isle to talk. One was a double wide, this meant that the whole isle was blocked. Why would some one be so inconsiderate of others! One would not stop ones car in the middle of the road, would one?
After not finding the video I started back to my car and noticed that it was happening to me I was beggining to feel sluggish and dazed, thats when I noticed that none of the stores in the mall had anything that I wanted. It turns out I'm not in their targeted demographic 16-29. I'm getting old. WTF!
2 comments:
i've always said there was something in mall air; i can only take an hour or two of it before i get really tired and groggy. and moms with strollers, another big hazard. they think they have the right of way, always.
Whooo-hoooo! I get to be one of those Moms soon! Watch your feet suckas! LOL!
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